maiki scratches

Oh my got it!

Battery low.

Fuck, what was that? My phone? Watch… no!

My headphones!

Everyone’s reactions to AI-tech is a lot more telling about ya’ll than me. :smiley:

And to history I leave evidence of our indiscretion.

Deploying federal troops against protesters is not “great”. It weakens our security in the world.

Today I was prompted, “If you could become an expert at anything overnight, it would be…”, and immediately knew my answer.

It got me thinking, and I had a particular thought that I’ve always kinda understood, but have never seen plainly stated.

There is more knowledge than any single person can physically comprehend or access.

This is the lens by which I view the world, which may help many of you understand my perspective. :slight_smile:

Each time you call it, “Twitter/X”, I lose a little respect for you.

The more I think about the word “nonsense,” the more it amuses me! :laughing:

  • Oddly secure packaging for a normal food item :white_check_mark:
  • Name composed of random nouns :white_check_mark:
  • Cookie! :white_check_mark:

And yet…

…there is no cannabis inside this cookie!

I accidentally pinned a tab in Firefox, and suddenly I get it. :laughing:

It pinned this site, which makes so much sense for me!

I had a thought while walking to the market, and it makes so much sense: Mario and Luigi are from the far far far future, where people live in enclaves who reject mainstream society and live as they think their ancestors did.

This would explain why they are super cool with teleportation, dinosaurs, energy weapons, uplift, and wearing white gloves as a plumber in NYC.

omfg do we still not have a :squinting_incredulously: emoji?!

The worst part is not having the sense of purpose that emerges from helping folks I care about, deeply.

And yet… I am able to address this issue, directly.

I’m maiki. I can do anything.

And wow, look good doing it. :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

I was just barred from entering a Whole Foods due to a “Code Adam”.

When asked for “a description” over the walkie-talkie the situation was deescalated: “it’s a six year old”


:thinking:

Ahem… how the fuck is this a situation?!

:person_shrugging:

It seems like figuring out how to synchronize a filesystem with an SQLite database without breaking would be gold. :thinking:

So many challenges, a couple of actual crisis situations, happened this week… I think it came full cycle and I’m encountering euphoria once again.

:recycling_symbol: :melting_face: